The
Official Zap Rowsdower Webpage
Real
Ultimate Power
Hi, this site is all about Zap Rowsdower, REAL ZAP ROWSDOWER.
This site is awesome. My name is Kurt and I can't stop thinking about Zap Rowsdower.
This guy is kool; and by kool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Zap Rowsdower is a mammal.
2. Zap Rowsdower fights ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Zap Rowsdower is to flip out and kill cultists.
Weapons and gear:
Hockey Hair
Booze
Jean Jacket
Testimonial:
Zap Rowsdower can kill anyone he wants! Zap Rowsdower drinks beer ALL the time and doesn't
even think twice about it. This guy is so crazy and awesome that he
flips out ALL the time. I heard that this one time Zap was boozing
at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon Zap killed the
whole town. My friend Rufus said that he saw Zap totally uppercut some cultist just because the cultist
opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that Zap Rowsdower has REAL Ultimate Power
you better get a life right now or he will chop your head off!!! It's
an easy choice, if you ask me.
Zap Rowsdower is sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it
sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.
This guy is totally awesome and that's a fact. Zap is fast, smooth, cool,
strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start hockey next year. I
love Zap Rowsdower with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Zap Rowsdower?
A: Zap Rowsdower is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he rescues Troy from the Ziox, but on
the other hand, he used to be one himself.
Q: I heard that Zap Rowsdower is always cruel or mean. What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Zap can
be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What does Zap Rowsdower do when he's not drinking booze or flipping out?
A: Most of his free time is spent driving trucks, but sometime he joins cults. (Ask Rufus
if you don't believe me.)
This is a picture of my best friend Rufus showing off.
He'd be smart if it weren't for his learning disability,
which is bragable.